104.x - The Ads

Welcome to the final episode of 104.X - The Ads! In this very special conclusion we sit back and watch as a great many companies try their best to stay relevant during a pandemic. If dealing with a pandemic wasn’t hard enough our lord and saviour “The Taj Mamall” has enslaved the entire population of the planet to “keep everyone safe”. Oliver Cash returns with an offer you can’t refuse. Also, adding another layer to this rapidly changing existence, we get a shocking announcement from Chippy Squiggles telling us the end of ads is near! Because of this news the biggest names in music step forward to create a pile of the catchiest last jingles you’ll ever hear! This episode is brought to you by “Hidden Nature’s Vitamin Gummies” and “Manscrape”

Now that it's official that planet earth is dying all companies are having a race to see how much stuff they can sell before we cease to exist. Extreme weather has made it impossible for citizens to get to their jobs, homelessness is rampant and some are refusing to eat what's left of food.  In happier news "JFK Superstar" the musical is hitting Squeef Gardens for its final run so get your tickets! This episode is brought to you by Ingredions and Canada Noose.

Extreme weather has made the planet uninhabitable so citizens are informed to stay in the air conditioned hallways of The Taj Ma Mall. All drugs are still legal but Chippy Squiggles seems to be the only one using them as the rest of civilization is busy planning their suicide. Food is barely edible and there's only one place to see animals anymore.    This episode is sponsored by Farmer Simulator 2019 and Food Chutes. 

The Taj Ma Mall, Addictmatch.com and 104.X have partnered up to make all drugs legal! Chippy Squiggles is so excited and high he can barely get all of the commercials out of his mouth. If drugs aren't your thing be sure to check out a new religious grocery store chain, a theme park for doomed families or simply buy a new condo in the heart of what's left of your city.  This episode is brought to you by Wordly and Ramps.com

Just in time for the holidays (completely coincidentally), 104.X is having a festive party in celebration for the increase in ad revenue from Christmas! Capitalizing on the public's innate need to shop more at this time of year "The Ads" have more holiday deals, seasonal products and Christmas inspired shows that are sure to whet any consumers rabid appetite. Classic rock bands who need fans take the stage for the First Annual "Bands Want In Christmas Adathon" which takes place at the now planet-sized Taj Ma Mall. The show is mandatory for all citizens so we will see you there! Bring your wallets, Merry Christmas!!

Music is officially dead and boy is 104.X happy about that. We learn that the government is chipping citizens, that caffeine has another ingestion method and Oliver Cash wants just two more things from you.    This episode is brought to you by Suture-Self, Stealify, Witch-Fix and Fleshbooks. 

We can't thank you enough for buying all of the products and services we've advertised to you and really appreciate you still not feeling fulfilled. Don't worry, this next line of products are gonna change your failed life and make you feel like a million bucks!  In somewhat alarming and amazing news The Taj Ma Mall is completely sentient and has begun adding stores on its own accord. It's not only the largest mall in the world but is now the largest building ever! Get your butt down to the sensation that's sweeping the nation and bring some treasures home to numb the pain of existence.  This episode was brought to you by Notty Potty and Stealth Simple.

Still hungry for more? Well open your mouth and let the ads slide in! Now that we’re good friends we wanna keep your short attention span focused on coming back like the junkie you are. We have a new contest that gives you the chance to win MONEY! That’s right, you like money don’t ya? Well if you want a chance to win you gotta keep your radio station on the dial that loves you like a mother.  This episode is brought to you by Chip Recruiter and Simply White Home Security Systems.

Welcome to Episode 2! Keep your seat belt buckled if you don't want your face to be smashed into a wall of products you can't afford.  Our little gamble has paid off BIG TIME and the ad revenue has skyrocketed to never-before-seen heights. Some more ardent music fans are having a tough time adjusting to a world with no music so we've created a sister station called "99.W - The Class". It plays classical music or some shit so we get less complaints from these hard asses. In the end you'll succumb to the ads so don't get too comfortable.  This episode is brought to you by Incestry.com and Just for Pubes.

Welcome to 104.X - The Ads! In our first episode we will introduce you to the “Brand New” commercial radio model which does away with that clunky music that has been bogging you down for years. Our genius and daring move immediately proves that the listening public doesn’t care about music and barely notices a change in their daily programming. You’ll meet your new best friend "DJ" Chippy Squiggles who's just here to hang out, spin sick ads and give our heartless corporation some relatable and serious edge! Strap IN and strap ON for a wild ride of advertisements that will have you maxing out your credit cards before the day is over. This episode is brought to you by Weapon Box and Apron Club.